Me: you guys need some pant hangers?
Sam: Yes!
Holly: Sam's just throwing the jeans on the floor.
Sam: I'm actually trying them on.
Me: Right...
Sam: Seriously, I'm wearing womens' jeans right now. The mens jeans don't come small enough for me. *skinny vegan*
Holly: It takes a man to admit that.
Sam: I'm wearing ladies' underwear too.
Me and Holly:
Devious Comments
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It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata
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hopelessly i'll love you endlessly
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